Tweets to Make You LOL #5

Say what?!? It’s been over a YEAR since I graced you with some laughs? My bad – got too caught up slinging the hottest vids & pics at Bang.com. Time flies when you are having fun!! Amidst all this peril of 2020, I can bring you a soft (or hard) release 💦…in the method of hilarious tweets. Pipe down and give these a read!

Start by checking out editions #1-4. For this one, I bring you equal parts humor and equal parts straight up real talk, I gotchu!

I made a TikTok and it’s keeping me pretty entertained 😂 pic.twitter.com/p9FcOlExaR
— Paige Owens (@PaigeOwensXXX) July 29, 2020

Last night I let a guy write his name on my ass with a sharpie then he took a video of him fucking me from behind. Am I a simp?
— Alina Lopez (@ItsAlinaLopez) August 5, 2020

sex workers redistribute their wealth more than any other workers I’ve seen. We are the only time trickle down economics works
— Parker Rose (@parkerrose24) August 5, 2020

Hot dogs have been the same boring shape for 149 years. I am challenging the hot dog industry to wow us for the 150th anniversary.
— Cyrus O’Merican (@CyrusOMerican) August 3, 2020

(Brandon, I'll have your vid to you tonight. All other pending customs will be shot on vacay and delivered next tues.)
— Allie Eve Knox (@allieeveknox) August 5, 2020

Changing my name to Brandon…..

Dogs when cats meow pic.twitter.com/lJdfmHUo7z
— . (@itzyjerry) June 21, 2020

Real life. I met a beautiful tall mixed man a while ago. Instantly sunk my teeth, claws, paws into him, mind and body. upon further investigating I saw his, scorpio tattoo.
Absolutely no composure I panicked. I screamed Diablo! Started speaking in tongues.
— KATRINA JADE® BLM (@kj_fetishmodel) August 5, 2020

I miss having bananas for breakfast… 🍌 https://t.co/7qUz2RL9s0
— Emily Black (@emxblackx) August 5, 2020

I keep my cheat notes hidden under my skirt pic.twitter.com/iCa9wmk6Gp
— Lil x (@lilyofx) July 30, 2020

Zipper on my jeans accidentally snagged my nipple again
— tazz (@noneofyours99) August 5, 2020

Me in public: My headphones: https://t.co/shldU7xazw pic.twitter.com/P7qVhIXwEt
— key. (@keywilliamss) August 5, 2020

Alrighty, that’s enough. Hopefully I got your mind wandering and the positive vibes flowing. Now head over to Bang.com and see what we have for you!

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