Do you ever find yourself trying to make the world on the other side of the internet laugh? Sometimes it’s a slight chuckle, other times a deep bellow of likes and approval – and the worst? **eee, eee crickets***. All philosophical discussion aside – every person I come across has a different appreciation, interpretation, and usage of social media.
I am afforded the opportunity to spend 99% of my workday/evenings/weekends perusing/sharing/posting/trolling/& enjoying the wild world of Twitter (thanks BANG.com). Twitter is my main stake, and I also dabble with Reddit & of course yours truly, the Bang Blog. No matter the platform – I have learned a great deal about content creation, social media execution and above all – finding a voice that carries!
The Twitter-verse is a boundless vault of content. Lude one-liners, obscene narratives and banter between lovers/friends/exes/etc – Twitter has it all. I have decided to compile a list of Tweets I encounter and share them. The following tweets made me laugh out loud (LOLz). I am extending these great tweets onto you as well, my friends.
Every scene I do is technically a DP because Jesus lives in my heart
— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) January 14, 2016
I would blow someone for a bag of Doritos right now
— Katrina fuckin Jade ✕✕✕ (@kj_fetishmodel) July 17, 2018
Dick sizing chart least to greatest.
Casper
Pencil eraser
Tootsie roll
Vienna sausage
Baby carrot
Spring roll
Taquito
Burrito
Baby arm
CVS receipt— Rack Paper Scissors (@RackOfSteel) July 15, 2018
your own hand can give you an orgasm, in other words don’t take shit from anyone
— danger (@Abella_Danger) July 10, 2018
Why do they call it a titty job and not the breaststroke?
— Dorky Romano (@SuperApple80) July 16, 2018
hottest women ranked:
14. you
13. can't
12. rank
11. them
10. because
9. they
8. are
7. all
6. incredible
5. and
4. unique
3. and
2. interesting
1. redheads— LTP (@lenatheplug) June 28, 2018
All the sex she’ll have, in all the places she’ll go
— Karlee (@karleegreyxxx) July 9, 2018
He started slowly undoing his belt from under the table
She bit her lip. Was this really happening? Here? “Fuck it“ she thought, and started undoing her own belt
He motioned to the waiter “Another round of wings please”
They smiled at each other, knowing they both had room now
— Boosh (@booshmemes) June 20, 2018
When the pain in your side subsides from laughing so hard..if you haven’t already, follow me, Shay, on Twitter & all the other platforms below! Yes, it’s NSFW and 18+, perks of the Twittersphere being quiche with any and all nudity/explicit content. Sarcastic replies to my posts are encouraged.
Let’s Be Social:
[mks_social icon=”twitter” size=”48″ style=”square” url=”https://twitter.com/Bang_Twts” target=”_self”] [mks_social icon=”instagram” size=”48″ style=”square” url=”https://www.instagram.com/bang_grams/” target=”_self”] [mks_social icon=”reddit” size=”48″ style=”square” url=”http://reddit.com/r/bangofficial” target=”_self”]