Did you think I would forget?!
Back in it, been a minute with sparkly new set of Tweets to make you laugh out loud! These gems are guaranteed to leave you cheesin’. In all fairness, we have to bring the jokes around this month to distract you because it’s NO NUT NOVEMBER! I even threw in some puppies, pics, and videos this time!
Share these with your friends!
Here goes nothing…
RT if you already failed no nut November 🙋🏻♀️
— Kissa Sins (@KissaSins) November 11, 2018
There is absolutely nothing better than a man choking you, looking straight into your eyes while shooting cum deep into you at the same time
— KATRINA JADE (@kj_fetishmodel) November 12, 2018
I’m the girl at the orgy who brings a casserole
— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) November 12, 2018
Kardashian: *posts photo with full nipped exposed*
Instagram: 👍 *puts on feature page*Sex Worker: *breathes*
Instagram: YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DISABLED— Karmen Karma (@KarmenKarma) November 1, 2018
To the person who gets my old number, I'm sorry…. The dick pics are now your problem 📸🍆
— Madison Ivy (@Madison420Ivy) November 12, 2018
This is how giant marshmallows are delivered.
(Siam Thailand Dog) pic.twitter.com/QhtLzBHSia
— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) August 13, 2018
Why do men feel like getting a woman’s number is the jackpot you can have my number and I will never fucking text you back in 1 million years or I’ll just block it is soon as I give it to you 🤷🏻♀️
— 🌈 jane wilde 🌈 (@janewildexxx) November 12, 2018
I can cum 8 times and not get tired… Men cum 2-3 times and they gotta reboot like 1995 windows computer
— MIDEY👄💖 (@AwesomeMidey) November 9, 2018
Making spaghetti at 10am because there is no God pic.twitter.com/LnUDX58zvI
— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) November 8, 2018
A married couple with no kids just asked my wife and I to go out for drinks at 9:30 tonight.
They did it with a straight face too.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) November 3, 2018
I wonder if I can use Cum as a substitute for heavy cream
— Lily Adams👩🏻🎓 (@LilyAdamsXo) November 10, 2018
Life in 60 seconds. pic.twitter.com/IL1gRyDDSL
— ChrisCrocker XXX (@ChrisCrocker) November 13, 2018
These should keep you covered until next month!
Comment below or @ me on Twitter with tweets you think I should add to the next batch!
