Aug 8, 2024 3 min read

Position of the Month: Swiss Army Knife

Position of the Month: Swiss Army Knife

The "Swiss army knife" position is not a widely recognized term in sexual health or sex education. It seems like it could be a name used in certain contexts to describe a specific position, but it's not standard sexual terminology.

So... how are we going to write a blog on the Swiss army knife: the positon of the month, if we don't even have a clear definition for it? Well, let's break it down. A Swiss army knife, literally- is a tool that has many different elements to it, and can be used in a variety of situations. Similarly, a Swiss army knife position in sex can refer to a unique or creative position that involves versatility or multiple elements. It could be a playful or imaginative way to describe a position that allows for various adjustments or adaptations. As with any position, focusing on comfort, communication, and consent with your partner is key.

The Swiss army knife in a sexual context is a term we will use to describe a versatile and multi-functional sexual position. Something that allows various angles and types of stimulation, making it adaptable to different preferences and needs. The specific details of this position can vary, but it generally involves a level of flexibility and creativity to enhance pleasure and intimacy. Once again, it's named for it's adaptability and usefulness, such as the Swiss army knife.

How do you do the Swiss army knife sex position?

The Swiss army knife is an elusive position, as there's not exactly one specific way to do it. To engage in a Swiss army knife sex position, you have to get creative and make sure the position can satisfy many needs at once.

Need some inspiration? Well, UK adult retailer Bondara describes the Swiss army knife as a position that involves laying down parallel to your partner (side by side, on your backs, but one person's head is next to the other person's feet) with one leg over the other's midriff. This quite literally makes you and your partner look like a Swiss army knife, all crossed over and unfolded, like you'd see with the little blades and screwdrivers of the actual tool. This version of the Swiss army knife doesn't allow for standard penetration, but it's a great position for mutual masturbation and using toys on each other. See what we're talking about? It's all about getting creative with it!

If we want to explore a different route, something less specific, a Swiss army knife position could be anything that's a little funky and involves some sort of bending or extending (again, picture a real Swiss army knife and how all the little gadgets pop out.) Some examples of this could be something similar to the Butterfly sex position, for example- where the guy is standing or kneeling while the female is laying down on an elevated surface, such as a bed or a desk, with her legs spread and up as the gets penetrated. That kind of looks like a Swiss army knife with one of the tools extended... are you seeing the vision here?

In short, the Swiss army knife sex position is up for interpretation, but that's exactly why we think it should be the position of the month. Let's let our creativity in the bedroom run wild and explore different ways to make ourselves and our partners feel good! This experimentation will turn us into sex masters in no time, which again, kind of ties back to the Swiss army knife idea. To call someone a Swiss army knife is to say that they're a skilled jack-of-all-trades who is sharp and can adapt to any situation. Pretty good compliment in the bedroom, huh?

Why should you try the Swiss army knife sex position?

Trying the Swiss army knife as a sex position is a unique endeavor, given that there's not too many instructions that come with it. Like a true Swiss army knife (the tool), you kind of have to use it to suit your needs in the moment- get creative! You should try this out in the bedroom if you've been lacking some spark or ingenuity... tired of missionary? Whip out that Swiss Army Knife, baby! It's adventurous, it's pleasurable, and you won't regret trying it, even just once. Come on, let's get a little freaky!

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