Let’s talk about the elephant in the room... the sexy, sexy, metaphorical elephant in the room: porn. You watch it. Your partner watches it. Your neighbors watch it. Adult content isn’t just lurking in the shady corners of the internet anymore—it’s front and center, and your relationship might be wondering, “So… are we gonna talk about this or what?”
Good news: you can talk about it. And better news? You should. Bang!'s showing you how to healthily, hilariously, and respectfully integrate porn into your relationship without turning your love life into a season finale of a soap opera.
1. Have “The Talk”… No, Not That One—The Porn One
Communication is key. If you can discuss your partner’s tragic snoring, you can talk about adult content.
Start the conversation casually, like, “Hey, remember when the Wi-Fi went out and we had to talk to each other? Wild times. Anyway, what do you think about porn?” This isn’t a test—it’s a conversation. You’re not trying to trap anyone into confessing they once watched something called “Dungeon Plumbers 9.” You’re opening the floor for honesty.
Ask each other:
- Do you watch porn?
- How often?
- What kind? (Try not to faint at this part.)
- Would you ever want to watch it together?
Expect awkwardness. It’s part of the charm.
2. Accept That People Are Weird (In a Good Way)
We all have our quirks. Maybe your partner likes Victorian corset slow burns, or you’re into videos with really dramatic soundtracks (just admit it). Porn is like pizza: everyone has a preferred topping, and some of them are… mildy concerning. (Pineapple, really?)
You don’t have to share all your interests, but respecting each other's tastes is essential. If something makes you uncomfortable, say so, kindly. And if your partner admits they’re into something you don’t quite get, don’t judge. Curiosity beats condemnation every time.
3. Watch Together (If You’re Into That)
Couples that binge together, cringe together. Watching adult content with your partner can be a bonding experience—like Netflix, but with less clothing and more dialogue that sounds like it was written in a rush.
Set the mood:
- Light some candles.
- Maybe get some snacks. (Not too many—you’ll see things you don’t want to associate with Doritos.)
- Pick something neither of you have seen.
Laugh at the bad acting, make commentary like you’re on a YouTube reaction channel, and be open to exploring. Or at least to laughing your way through it.
4. Set Boundaries Like Grown-Ups Who Pay Taxes
Some couples are fine with individual porn time. Others feel a bit weird about it. The important thing is: agree on what’s cool and what’s not.
Ask each other:
- Is it okay to watch porn solo?
- Do we want to share what we’re watching?
- Are there things that are off-limits?
Think of it like setting up the rules for a shared video game account. No one wants to log in and find all the progress reset and the main character in clown makeup. Metaphorically speaking.
5. Don’t Compare Yourself to the Cast
Repeat after me: “This is fiction. They are paid professionals. My thighs are beautiful.” Porn isn’t reality—it’s staged, edited, and sometimes involves camera angles that require a yoga instructor and a drone. If you're comparing yourself or your partner to what you see on screen, stop. You wouldn’t watch a Marvel movie and think, “Ugh, why doesn’t my boyfriend have laser eyes?”
Remind each other that real intimacy is messy, hilarious, and occasionally interrupted by the cat jumping on the bed.
6. Use It as a Springboard, Not a Replacement
Porn can inspire new positions and fantasies. But it should never replace connection. If one or both of you are turning to porn instead of each other, it’s time to dig deeper—not just into search results, but into what’s going on emotionally and physically.
Think of porn like hot sauce: a dash can spice things up. Chugging a bottle daily? Might want to check your tastebuds (and your relationship health).
7. Check In Regularly
Needs change. Boundaries evolve. What felt fun and harmless six months ago might feel different today. So keep the porn convo alive.
Make it low-pressure. “Hey, still cool with what we talked about?” is enough. Bonus points if you follow it up with snacks or cuddles. Cuddles are the duct tape of relationships.
TL;DR: Porn + Relationships = Totally Doable (Pun Intended)
Integrating adult content into your relationship isn’t about being edgy—it’s about being open, curious, and respectful. You don’t need to turn your bedroom into a film set or become amateur film critics. You just need to stay connected, communicate clearly, and laugh together when someone moans like they stubbed their toe.
Because at the end of the day, love is about connection—and maybe, occasionally, a shared Bang! subscription 😏
