Wow it's already March and 2026 is flying by just like that! With the warm breezes of spring slowly sweeping across the country, it's time to see what gorgeous gal has "blown" in as the March 2026 Bang! Babe of the Month...
Meet Lana Smalls!
Now this cute bombshell has only been on set with Bang! once, but it was a doozy! Just last summer, during the blazing heat of August, Lana had no way of cooling down so wanted to get out of the house and give her car a nice wash. While scrubbing down her favorite wheels, she just so happened to meet a new friend with a dick she couldn't resist. Without getting into too many details, check out the link above and see for yourself!
As we love to do with every Bang! Babe of the Month, we sat down with Lana Smalls for a quick chat and gathered some fun little tidbits about her personal life that you'll want to take a peek at. You'll never guess what Lana's favorite thing to do with her bestie Little Puck is. Read on!
10 Questions with Lana Smalls!
1.You’ve basically mastered the menacing weird alt-girl aesthetic. What makes a sweater both serve and be 10/10 bedrot approved?
it’s gotta be comfy and equally cunty. a good fabric that shows a little skin never goes wrong, i usually opt for a lil off the shoulder moment, since i dont have a lot of curves to accentuate lol
2.If you were an evil ghost haunting a rich people mansion, what unhinged, eldritch horror vibes are you pulling to scare everyone off and claim it as your own?
i mean if im haunting rich people i’d just bank off what they hate. i’d probably just form a union with the workers and ghosts. maybe haunt their dreams with toothpaste commercials idk.
3.Drop the step-by-step on how to mog a whole room. What’s the mindset? Are you visualizing something or just born like that?
sorry guys I think I was just born like this. I’ve been accused of being grown in a lab. might not be that far off honestly.
4.Your intrusive thoughts suddenly have a podcast, what would episode one be called and why would it get immediately canceled?
Well I have ocd and my intrusive thoughts are usually pretty violent. I’ve never held a baby before because I always have a recurring one to drop kick the baby. Some people have told me I would be a good mother but they don’t know my brain tells me to drop kick a baby. So it’d probably be called “I think I might drop kick that baby”
5.If hating was an Olympic sport, what’s your signature move?
Psychological warfare. Subtle things. When I was mad at my dad I’d take the batteries out of the tv remote and hide them, or fuck up the tuning on his guitars. Always got an apology within 24 hours. Am I a bad person be honest.
6.It’s a rainy day, you don’t have to work. What are you eating? What are you doing?
Nothing I’m literally asleep til 8pm on my days off. Probably snack on a little cheese when I wake up to piss and go back to bed. I’m able to sleep for a solid 28 hours. Neurologists love me!
7.What’s the best, non-sexual, thing you’ve done with your friend Little Puck?
Loveeee sniffing her armpits. Honestly everything with Puck and I has a sexual undertone. I put my nose in her vagina last week.
8.Semi easy one. Favorite horror movie?
The Shining. Loved it my whole life. Shelley Duvall deserved the world and I hope her ghost torments Kubrick.
9.You hate waking up. Is falling asleep easy for you at least?
Usually pretty easy falling asleep but I love staying up late. I love having a lil me time when the world is quiet.
10.What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
I once drunkenly hitchhiked at 3am, jumped out of a plane, said “I love you” to plenty of avoidant people, got mauled by a dog, bleed to near death twice, devoted my life to beautiful strawberry haired witch, ate a lot of street glizzys. Idk the hitchhike experience was bonkers but the dude turned out to be pretty nice! He dm’ed me the next day and i pretended it wasn’t me. Bad press.
What's Next for Lana?
Over the next month, you can expect pure, raw, hardcore videos of Lana Smalls, just like Bang! always does. Pay attention closely as you might find some special treats like funny interviews, hilarious shorts, fun with friends and more. But to get the month really started, you will LOVE the behind the scenes footage that drops on March 5th, be sure to check it out!