Reddit Knows What’s Up
Let’s face it. It’s nighttime, you can’t sleep and next thing you know you’re beating your meat. Or maybe you’re working from home and bam, you’re sweating in the bathroom playing vagina DJ. You’re totally engrossed in what you’re watching, thinking, “yeah, I’d totally do that IRL.” I’m a dirty little thing like that. Yeah.
But have you actually ever thought about it? Like, really, really thought about it?
You probably can’t get out of your couch without that initial rocking back and forth (no judgement, we all do it) so what makes you think that drilling a girl upside-down with one leg on the couch seat and the other on the ottoman is something you can actually do? For 10 minutes, nonetheless.
Yes folks, porn is only tangentially similar to how we actually fuck in real life, no matter what you THINK you look like actually doing it.
The internet did the dirty work for you and r/AskReddit has some lit answers. As you can see below, Redditors think so as well and share some hilarious insights on it.
Nice You Grew Up in a Home With a Washing Machine Though
Safety First
At Least Your Parents Are Still Together…
Looking For A New Career
Chiropractor In The House
And They Said No Good Story EVER Started With A Salad
But don’t worry folks. Porn is meant to be fun, so don’t sweat it if you’re not an acrobat. Let the pros do what they do best, and you just enjoy their work. Speaking of which, this is what Bang! does best, so get some teasers on our Twitter, some skimpy outfits on our Instagram or YouTube away with some behind the scenes footy. Or if words are your thing, hit the comments section on the Bang Official subreddit!
We got different strokes for all you folks.
